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Come on, don't hesitiate or 'leave it till next week'.  Join Find And Make Friends.com now.  It's absolutely free to use all our website services and you get free exposure. There's quite a few people visiting the site but not that many signing up, so I thought I'd use this blog to encourage you to join.  Especially as I've recently searched the Web quite extensively and there are not many sites like this that offer totally free membership. Most of the sites to make friends I came across give the impression they are free, but if you want to contact other members personally to arrange a meeting, they charge money.  Not here, we are 100% free and aim to stay so.

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A little man walked into a bar and slipped on a pile of dog poo by the door.
Moments later, a burly biker came in and slipped on it as well.
The little man said. "I just did that."
And the biker hit him

Why did the tomato blush? - Because it saw the sale dressing.

Tags: Join Now Free Find Friends Make Olympics Membership Website

Things have been ticking along o.k.  There's been a few website updates recently which you might have noticed.  Do me a favour, if anyone gives you a hate message for no good reason let me know and I'll delete their account.  I had the problem recently on Myspace.  I initiated some friendly chit chat and was met with a barrage of horrible abuse.  I reported the offender to Myspace and hopefully they'll get banned.

I'm glad Spain won the Euro2008 football (soccer) competition.  They were the best team.  Holland yet again started brightly but faded in the latter stages.  Italy and France were not very good.  England didn't even qualify.

A divorce court judge said to the husband: "Mr Geraghty, I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife 800 dollars a week."
"Thats's very fair, your honour," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."

Doctor to patient: "I've got some bad news and I've got some very bad news."
Patient: "You'd better let me have the bad news first."
Doctor: "The results of your tests have come back and they say you've only got 24 hours to live."
Patient: "Only 24 hours. Gee. That's terrible.  It's no time at all.  What's the very bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."

Tags: Website Updates Spain Euro2008

I've been busy working hard on various websites but I'm now past the toughest part. I'm looking forward to what appears to be a great group of movies that will be coming out over the summer. I like all kinds of movies, but at the moment I've been particularly enjoying super-hero movies.  Iron Man comes out soon and that looks like it is going to be good.  Then there is the Dark Night, and the Incredible Hulk.  The Incredible Hulk looks like it will be better than the first move.  A lot of people I know didn't particularly like the first one.  I think it would be a great thing if somebody did a big budget 'Dr Strange' movie.

I also like playing around with music on my PC.  I purchased the 'FL Studio XXL' software and I think it's great.  It is a virtual studio where you can make tracks from start to finish on your computer without having all the clutter of equipment. I've made some good beats with a great bassline over one beat, but I've been trying to lay down some guitar and it just isn't sounding right.  It doesn't sound natural.  I'll keep trying though as I'm sure I'll get there eventually.

What's going on ?.  Here is a chance for anyone to get free publicity for their personality and we're not getting the sign ups.  C'mon guys don't be lazy.  I admit it took me ages to sign up to Myspace as I thought joining was a chore.  But not here guys, signing up and posting your profile is easy - so do it.

A man was telling his friend: "My grandfather predicted in advance the very year in which he was going to die: What's more, he knew the exact month he was going to die, the precise day he was going to die and even the time of day he was going to die. And he was right on every count."
"That's uncanny," said the friend. "How did he know all that?"
"The judge told him."


A young woman had terrible toothache but was reluctant to go to the dentist because she was so frightened of his drill. Eventually, however, she was in such discomfort that she decided to pluck up courage.
"I really am scared." she told the dentist as she entered the surgery. "I don't know which is worse - having a tooth filled or having a baby."
"Well," said the dentist, "make up your mind before I adjust the chair."


Patient: "I have yellow teeth. What should I do?"
Dentist: "Wear a brown tie."

Tags: Work IronMan Movies Hulk Music Join

The Sir Paul McCartney Healther Mills divorce case starts today.  It seems to be falling apart for Heather.  I read in the newspapers she is representing herself but tried to get a last minute settlement with Sir Paul.  He refused so she is in a bit of a mess as she has to take on his high powered lawyer in court.  And she's not exactly qualified as a lawyer herself so she may find some trouble in getting what she wants out of the divorce case.

I don't think she deserved much.  Sir Paul was rich before he met her and didn't really need her to continue success.  It seems to me that she just latched onto a good thing and now it's all fallen apart she's got her claws out to make some money.  She wasn't rich and successfull before she met Sir Paul and it is doubtful that she would be now had she not married him. But she is taking advantage of the law to get herself a tidy sum of money.

I think it's outrageous the way (mainly) women hook up with rich guys and then take them for what they can when the marriage breaks down.  Sure guys can do that as well and it would still be wrong, but the amounts that can be paid out are ridiculous.  For one, the marriage isn't based on money, and for two, the actual worth of the partner's contribution to the marriage isn't worth the millions which can be paid out.  The worth is based on a love lost and not with money.  I think it is immoral for some women to get their claws out and try and get money when a marriage fails.  Maybe I haven't explained myself as well as could have been, but I just think the worth of a partners contribution in a marriage is not measured by money, but by the love that once was, and that was a human natural love that isn't a bargaining tool to get cash.

Besides that issue, the weather has been good in London. I'm looking forward to Spring.

George W. Bush went into a Burger King and asked for two whoppers.  The guy serving said:"You're an intellectual giant and the best president we've ever had."

Monica Lewinsky went to the dry cleaners and handed her suit to the attendant. "There'a a stain on the lapel," she said.  "Can you get it off ?" 
The attendant, a little hard of hearing, replied: "Come again?"
"No, no," said Monica.  "It's coffee this time."

Tags: Paul McCartney Heather Mills Money

I had a good Christmas and a great New Year's eve.  I spent the two with my family and I think a good time was had by all.  I'm glad it's over though - it cost me a small fortune.  Now it's the new year and I'm optimistic that things will be good.

I see Hilary Clinton won the election - congrats to her.  It looked like the Obama guy was going to win but she pipped him at the last hurdle.  I can't say which I'd have prefered to win because I haven't investigated their politics, but it makes a pleasant change for a woman and a black man to be aiming for the presidency. I just hope they've got their acts together.

Winter hasn't been too bad here in London.  I'm looking forward to spring and a hot but not too hot summer.

I've also been wondering why there are people surfing this site but not signing up.  It's free after all and could lead to good things.  Ah well.

A woman was walking along a street with her blouse open.  A passer-by stopped here and said: "Excuse me, madam, your breast is hanging out."
She looked down and shrieked: "Oh my God, I left the baby on the bus !"

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? - Because his pecker is on his head.

A husband asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday.  "Oh, just give me something with diamonds," she replied.
So he bought her a pack of playing cards.

Tags: New Year

I finally watched Borat the movie the other day and I thought it was hilarious.  It was much better than I expected.

Christmas is not that far away now.  I think Christmas has got a bit too commercial.  It should be about celebrating Christ and that should mean it should be a time to embrace what Christ stands for.  That isn't about expensive presents and stuffing our faces with turkey.  It should be about attaining a state of healthy, clean and good life.  I think it should be about erradicating injustice and immorality and providing a safe, healthy, and happy world.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't ? - Her navel.

What do you call a donkey with three legs ? A Wonkey.

We've finally got a bit sun in London.  After the dreadful flooding we've had a few days of sunshine which is good.  Let's hope summer lasts more than a week here.  The rain was really bad recently and there were reports of lots of homes being ruined.  I was fortunate as all I suffered was a bit of a leaky roof.

Pondering what will become of Beckham due to his move to LA Galaxy.  When will he actually play, and is he superhuman enough to lift a team that has been performing so badly.  I hope he doesn't convert to Scientology - although I think they will wait for him to have a moment of weakness and then pounce.  I think if he converts to Scientology he will lose his independence and become a follower where his life will be controlled by an unusual and consuming system.

I'm a bit of a comic book movie fan and I'm looking forward to the 'Iron Man' movie coming out next year.  The Spider-Man 3 movie was good.  Also the Fantastic Four Rise of the Silver Surfer movie was good.  I think it would be a great idea to do a 'Doctor Strange' movie as that could appeal to the generation that originally read the comics.  It would have immense scope for special effects and the storyline could be mature.  I'd like to see it done.

A married man took a solo trip to Bermuda that was part work, part vacation.  He fell so in love with the place that he wired his friend: "Catch next plane out.  Bring my wife and your mistress."

The friend wired back: "Your wife and I arriving tommorrow 4:30 p.m.  How long have you know about us ?"

Happy Days !

No matter how hard or bad things may seem, the Divine will ultimately look after His people by God's realm in relation to other life.  You can always have a true friend in God.

Two drivers climbed out of their cars after colliding at a road junction.  One produced a hip flask from his pocket and said to the other:"Here, have a nip of whisky to calm your nerves."

"Thanks," said the other driver, taking a swig from the flask. "Here, you have one too," he added, handing back the whisky.

"No, I'd rather not - the police will be here soon." 

 

Hello again.

Just a point I'd like to raise.  I was looking through a British newspaper today and I saw another article about Britney Spears.  It made me think about all the bad press she has gotten recently, and I think the press should lay off her and others like her.  The press seem to build certain people up, and when that person falls short of a deemed 'perfect image', I've noticed the press are capable of ripping them to shreds at every opportunity.  Britney Spears may not have a 'perfect commercial image' (whatever that is) but she is in fact a human being and not a commercial product.  Human beings are all different, and ultimately it is her life and so long as she is not doing anything evil or criminal, she has the right to live it without being treated cruelly.  The same goes for the other celebrities that the press bring up and and then crash down.  I think it is very shallow.  People go through ups and downs in life and that is not rocket science - the press should understand this.

Here are a few jokes....

Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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